Invader Coffee Scrub
Imagine if Chuck Norris and Mr. T joined forces to dominate the coffee scrub universe. This scrub will leave your skin energized, smelling great, and feeling smooth.
DIRECTIONS: Conduct shower operations, then apply small amount in hand. Scrub liberally all over body and rinse off.
FOR BEST RESULTS: Have significant other apply scrub during morning shower, then enjoy a cup of hot Invader coffee post coitus.
WARNING: Not responsible for increased sexual activity while using this product.
INGREDIENTS: Coconut Oil, Sugar, Invader Coffee, Coffee & Vanilla essential oils
For external use only.
Do not use if allergic to it's ingredients.
The statements have not been approved by the Food and Drug Administration. These statements are not intended to diagnose, treat or cure or prevent any disease.